Hey What the? The Internet King? I wonder if he can provide faster
spoiler
nudity
I don’t know how or why this is a thing, but I’m here for it & you’ve got a new subscriber!
Well, they added a double pawn move to speed up games, but it broke the game a bit and so they added en passant to balance it out. Don’t worry, a lot of people who don’t play chess regularly, forgets this rule
Holy hell
En passant par là, j’ai vu le pion noir se faire manger.
Witnessing history
not particularly important history, just history. Like mildew in the shower, so are the days of our lives.
This cannot be a legal move
It might not be legal for you and me but it’s for sure legal for the ruling class
It violates the principle of locality, and therefore the speed of light as the highest speed allowed in the universe.
Therefore, this truly does violate a law of nature, and is therefore illegal.
It’s only legal if you have enough boards
According to Wikipedia, en passant describes the capture by a pawn of an enemy pawn on the same rank and an adjacent file that has just made an initial two-square advance.
According to dictionary.cambridge.org, adjancent means very near, next to, or touching
According to sync, the image is 0.02 MB.
Assuming lemmy.world stores images on floppy disks a diameter of 200mm that have a capacity of 80 kB, floppy disks store information on the entirety of their size, writing data from one side to the other and looping back to the other side when reaching the end of a row(i realized only after i did the math that floppy disks dont work like that) and i didnt make any mistakes in the math i am too lazy to explain in this reply, the maximum possible distance between pieces is less than 142 mm
142 mm, compared to the distance between stars, is a very short distance, meaning that, in this situation, the en passant is a legal move
How can I find out more about this move?
the en passant is a legal move
Don’t you even know the rules of chess? En passant is not just legal, it is forced.
holy hell you did the math
At this point, it’s a Lemmy userbase metric.
DOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIT!
Need 408 more upvotes
This is epic
If this post gets 1024 upvotes I will shit my pants after eating a KFC 18 piece spicy bucket.
will you show video proof that you did that
Do I have to?
Yup
Pics or it didn’t happen
Like the eating the chicken, shitty pants or pictures of me shitting?
D. All of the above?
I usually charge extra for scat stuff.
So 1025 upvotes? I would probably throw up seeing scat, but I’m to sacrifice myself for a silly internet event.
Proof or ban, it’s the law
Fuck it, I’m in.
Don’t leave us hanging, this could be a true Lemmy moment that will be part of history forever. Like when someone watches a Lemmy video in 10 years this could get mentioned.
Why couldn’t I have a fun moment, like breaking both my arms?
Because shitting your pants after a KFC bucket is enough fun for now.
I look forward to it, SatansMaggotyCumFart
Downvoting to save my eyes
Upvoting to damn your eyes.
Absolutely.
No. No, you do not.
after eating a KFC 18 piece spicy bucket.
Lmao, you’re gonna shit yourself regardless of upvotes
Well this aged poorly
Actually it’s always been a dream of mine to have a bunch of internet randoms watch me shit.
… 😦
I guess I shouldn’t be surprised about that, coming from @[email protected]
Upvoted just for you buddy
Bad day to be a KFC bucket or pants, let’s fucking gooooo
Do now
I’m working on it, it takes a bit of preparation to get ready to eat 18 pieces of spicy KFC.
The black pawn just minding his business and then outta nowhere
Boom. Headshot.
The image has like two pixels per square now
holy too thin to tap on!
I’m on my phone. I don’t even know what’s going on here.
Yayyyyy, we’ve done it!!!
