No, no, no.

At my family’s house, the men’s shampoo is of the same brand and packaging as some of the women’s shampoo, just with less floral names like “ocean” and “gingham legend,” whatever that’s supposed to mean.

If you want to make a footnote, try this^[1]. This is going off a default web client, but I think the others should support it too.

If you want an honest answer, I’d recommend finding some place that has a decent population of openly right-wing people so you can get an answer from them directly, rather than left-wingers snarking and saying they’re all brainwashed fanatics that would never dissent from the party’s candidate.

The kind of monster who toasts my toast on the lowest setting, but still uses a full coat of butter.

Indeed, as an American I feel it would only be exaggeration if the whole face of the toast was covered in so much butter that it’s white.

No, we’re talking America here. That’s not nearly enough butter. It needs to cover basically the whole face of the toast.

Okay, but outside the context, this is good advice.

Yeah, but a third isn’t necessary.

“Look, Lord,” they replied, “we have two swords among us.”
“That’s enough,” he said.
— Luke 22:38 (NLT)

I don’t like being wet, so I’d use about as much TP anyways. Maybe more.

If it’s hanging from the other side, there’s even more space for a spider to hide outside of view.

I’ve had a bidet for years and never used it. The rest of my family does, but I have no interest.

You ever think about how weird it is that RPG means two different genres of game depending on whether it’s a video game?

If you want to make cool things, you play Minecraft. If you want to do cool things, you play Terraria. In Minecraft, it’s all about gathering resources and building, and the combat is an obstacle on the way to that. In Terraria, it’s about combat, and you gather resources and reshape the world to help you fight bosses.

At least they’re not red circles and arrows.

Look for a bonnet. Wolves don’t wear bonnets.

It’s called touching your toes. Look it up.

The terms are that you have to insert your license agreement text? Man.

I interpreted it a bit differently, as if the owl was feeling “ugh, now I have to wake up early because everyone else already decided on it.”

I think I’ve seen mac and cheese cups that ask for hot water.