Where’s my fellow "yo’d’ll"s at

Be awkward by opening your mouth to speak but instead ripping wet ass.

I’m told the temperature is different here.

they are not as much fun as lacy parasols

It’s boffo

Hair plugs are gender affirming care for men. Those banned too?

but like, do I line the waffle cone with chocolate like they do with a drumstick? like, between the cone and the ice cream. I can overcomplicate this

My latest playthrough I almost did “farts”, but I settled on “ennui” because I decided my character is french

I make damn good ice cream, too… it shouldn’t be too hard to replicate but it’s been so long since I’ve had one I forget the exact construction.

I got some bad news, dude

their ice cream is awful tho

Choco tacos for the classy evenings

the United States one is very funny

I got a wifi babycam we can talk to the cats through.

Not anymore at least

What if it was a legal contract killing? Like, uh, I don’t know, blessed by the pope or something

As a fellow member of the [If It’s Delicious Who Cares If It’s aUtHenTic] Club, I don’t usually feed my dogs a hand selected blend of peppers and spices, but you’re invited to the cookout anyways.

Politics under Clinton seem civil now

As is tradition