Freaking out at the people who are about to serve you food isn’t a great idea.

Maybe they’re tiny and can’t throw them and thus can’t believe them.

That just gives her a dorito flavoured dick to enjoy!

Department

Of

Government

Efficiency

This has to be intentional.

Newsweek has contacted Trump’s team for comment.

They should cut out the middle men and just ask the Kremlin directly.

Now they wear masks.

And the baby’s name?

Controller.

Do whatever you want to your cast iron but stay the fuck away from mine.

Don’t tell me how to live my life.

Add it to the pile of shit.

Just let him know it’s eight years old and he’ll stay in there until completion.

No, not all of us.

Just the trump voters and anyone who sat the election out.

Because they’re as bad.

I’m sorry I’m too dumb to understand this.

Can you explain it a bit better?

Anyone who throws out clown emojis is a clown themselves.

It’s the internet rule 42069.

I try to be on good enough behavior that I won’t get banned.

I just show my butthole for tips.

It makes perfect sense coming from you.

If voting wasn’t important than republicans wouldn’t make it so hard to do.

What if you’re wearing them over your pants?

What if you’re wearing boxers?

Way to do the bare minimum in three years.