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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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Get with the times, grampa

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  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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    We on that Ratatouille pommes frites zaza shitting in the Seine. Don’t ask me why I did it. Ask Remy to let go

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      Dracula flow will never not be funny to me. The cadence is just perfect

      • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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        Why doesn’t everyone talk like this? It’s so fucking fun

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      My coworkers and I watched these yesterday again. Shits so fucking funny.

      This shit ain’t nothin to me man. The bugs are back.

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    1000018346

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    • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOP
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      Seems fishy.

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    Grandpa is too busy tieing the onion to his belt because it was the style at the time.

    • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOP
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      Ah yes, that’s the reference I was waiting for.

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    I’ve done this. It works pretty well, no onion flavor.

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      I feel like this is bait. There’s no way this isn’t nasty.

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        I mean, it’s not my go to, but it wasn’t nasty

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        I don’t think it would be nasty, the layer they used for this has no taste, but how does it stick?

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          Iirc, we used honey to stick it

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            that makes sense, but does it burn evenly?

            might try

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              I think the side with the honey stayed long af, tbh, but I don’t really remember too well. It was a long ass time ago lol

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        Take yourself back to the smell of burnt onions and then taste it.

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      Do you only use the dry skin?

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        Yeah, just the outer most layer. You gotta be careful because it’s so crinkly it will break if you’re not careful. Stick it with honey

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          How’s the burn rate, does it canoe like a bitch?

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    🤮

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    A piece of dried dog shit makes a quick pipe just poke a couple holes with a stick (thumbs up emoji)

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      The real shit post here

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    they out here using “out here” two sentences in a row, smh my head

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      I hope you’re willing to deliver because life has a strange way of taking you up on offers like that

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