We don’t even get gruel, just Krusty brand imitation gruel. 9 out of 10 orphans can’t tell the difference.

Where are the cavemen?

It’s basically for the same reason stores charge $19.99 instead of $20.

East? I thought you said weast.

Did Garfield eat lasagna again?

In MLB, the National League and American League didn’t have unified rules until 2022, when the National League finally adopted the designated hitter rule.

Deal! Deal!

Sucker, I just got a free wooden horse. What an idiot trading that away.

I don’t care about the voter apathy party.

The Doritos Locos taco at Taco Bell has been around longer than the Confederate States of America ever was.

1. He’ll say that he did it

2. The media will treat it as gospel

3. People will believe it

Not listed: prices actually coming down

It really didn’t want to go to Sierra Leone.

Brown Sugar by the Rolling Stones. It’s a song about banging a slave, but I didn’t know that as a kid.

Does anyone really know what time it is?

This idea is good and you should feel good.

May and June. I feel like there’s a lot of younger Aprils but the other two month names seem like old lady names.

So she should dress up like Jim Morrison? Odd for a nativity scene but whatever.

No person who makes random Simpsons references? Gee, I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

Chunky bars. Kids like raisins in their chocolate, right?

Sometimes it’s the ones you most suspect.