I’m surprised more people aren’t doing this.

out of my community of around 200 households, three are building or expanding their garden and I am one of the three.

I’ve got a nice little perch on my roof that overlooks my garden too, you know, for the thieves when they realize they fucked up.

I love fucking with people’s heads while teaching them how to be better people.

so like a Caesar tea party punch bowl thing?

I would go back to September 1st 2001 and make sure a certain new yorker was in a certain building on a very specific date.

jokes on them, I print all my ransom notes using a Gutenberg press.

good luck tracking that shit down!

I know science. you put the thing in the thing and you write it down.

then, you put another thing in the thing and you write that down.

repeat ad nauseam.

Am are scientist, am are smart! Gib me mony please!

last I heard there were some protestors who complained of a burning sensation on their skin.

that would make this a different weapon entirely that presumably uses microwaves.

hey look it’s that “zip bomb” I mentioned.

fuck cloudflare though.

why don’t you take a look at my comment history to find out how I feel about it.

this is my 231st comment. I run a script to scrub anything usually older than 24 hours.

rsync over ssh or scp.

look at Mr moneybags over here with his time machine!

fail2ban will always get you better results than banning countries because VPNs are a thing.

that said, I automatically ban any IP that comes from outside the US because there’s literally no reason for anyone outside the US to make requests to my infra. I still use smart IP filtering though.

also, use a WAF on a NAT to expose your apps.

just carry a cell jammer. sure it’s gonna record locally but it’s never gonna send shit before it burns down.

…it’s 31 years ago

fuck you. 1994 was 10 years ago, not 30.

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