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naticus@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前

It really is all purpose

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It really is all purpose

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naticus@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前
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  • njm1314@lemmy.world
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    This one took a lot of setup but I still liked it

    • FenrirIII@lemmy.world
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      I soy where it was going immediately

      • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
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        Soya saw what he was brewing?

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      A lot being one not very long sentence…

  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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    Well played

  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    Soy… it’s come to this…

  • SatyrSack@lemmy.sdf.org
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    You don’t choose the Soy Sauce; the Soy Sauce chooses you

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    Kikkoman does have good soy sauce though. I’ve never found a store/generic brand that tastes as good.

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      CW: discussion of alcohol flavors

      Tap for spoiler

      Try tamari if you’ve never had it and you can get down with something richer. Think of how Kikkoman’s alcohol-ferment side is like a crisp fizzy Japanese lager. In a tamari, that aspect is like the flavors of a barrel-aged doppelbock that a monk would drink to get through a fast. But without being sweet or heavy!

      I’ve seen it in midrange gringo grocery stores, but it’s worth a trip to wherever you can find it.

  • Zier@fedia.io
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    That joke was soy bad.

    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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      Soy vey

    • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
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      Don’t be too salty about it.

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    Kikkoman, when he’s down.

    Shaka, when the walls fell.

  • yumpsuit@lemmy.world
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    Oh well, tamari’s another day

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    My sensibilities have been aSalted by this joke.

  • lemonSqueezy@lemmy.world
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    …and then I got you this video, which starts with “…And then the Fire Nation attacked”…

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    >:[

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