I love them all of course, but mouse is my favorite 🐁

More like “Crappy Bird” right?

If this were the movie version of Bane, his dialog would read as, “Mmmph mm-mmph, mmph.”

Yeah, in attempting to put the genie back in the bottle, all they end up doing is hurting innocent people.

The MiG is out there, Nintendo. You can’t stop it, and blocking videos from honest content creators isn’t going to change that.

I wish I could get my family to help do a crossword with me.

Not a fan of the Bear Force One deck, then.

I had specifically asked you to never tell me the odds.

I don’t always pay attention to the deep lore in games, and that sometimes hits me all at once. I’ll find myself thinking, “Wait, why did I come all this way down a giant tree full of monsters to kill this lady? What the heck did she do to me to deserve that?”

It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear! And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!

Wait, no – I’m thinking of somebody else, sorry.

Just baking up some hot cross guns.

Available in braces, brackets, and parenthesis versions.

Perhaps it is naive to tell stories of a powerful being who remains uncorrupted by power. But perhaps it is also naive to tell stories of a man who can fly like a bird. Suggesting that making up fantastical, magical human beings is sensible in itself, and that it is nonsense to then imagine them being both good and powerful seems like an insult to imagination altogether. But I suppose that it’s easier for some people to re-imagine the laws of physics than it is for them to temporarily quiet their lack of faith in humanity long enough to enjoy a movie.

Girl is tired of capchas, junk fees, and other irritations when using big tech apps and websites, she then fights and kills the physical manifestation of all of those annoyances. But it turns out that there’s a large fee for killing the physical manifestation of those annoyances. The central theme is that regardless of what you do, the big tech companies will get what they want in the end.

IT’S AFRAID!

^^ The start of the Existential Programming movement

I never get a happy medium.

Well done!

Full blown Kermit freakout in that last panel!

Good heavens, what did you say-ga?