If we MUST eat a entire bag of Oreos.

Which scenario is better?

  • Eat the entire bag in 30 minutes
  • Eat the bag slowly, and evenly throughout a day?

  • Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works
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    15 hours ago

    One of the first things I did when I first moved out from my parents is eat a whole bag of Oreos for breakfast because I could.

    It turns your poop black.

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      12 hours ago

      Yup :)

      I’ve had to clean up oreo poop lol.

      A lot of older patients tend to get a “sweet tooth”, and they’ll go nuts on cookies and cakes.

      Oreo poops aren’t the worst poops, but they look bad and are super sticky.

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        11 hours ago

        Oreo poops aren’t the worst poops, but they look bad and are super sticky.

        What are the worst poops? Curry night?

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          31 minutes ago

          Well, understand this is subjective.

          But, diabetic poop is probably the poop that is worst to clean up, depending on how well controlled their disease is. When it isn’t, the smell is like rotten fruit mixed with sewage. It’s also usually both runny and sticky when that happens, so it’s a bitch to get off of skin, and it gets into every nook and cranny.

          You definitely run into infections that are going to have people spraying poo everywhere, and most of the pathogens that do it make the smell rough too. However, it tends to be so watery that it cleans up easy. C diff, for example, you might need a face shield, but it wipes up easy.