That was the day OP learned to slice bread like a machine.

“When Putin nuts, I intend to keep sucking, folks.”

The Bible says Adam and Eve, not Adam in Southend-on-Sea.

Love the sinner, not the sin.

Strawberry eclair so it blends in.

Agree to disagree.

Nicolas Cage’s The Wicker Man is the only John Wick spinoff worth your time.

Fyi, on arcade cabinet high scores, the three characters provided are just enough to spell out ASS, if you’ve got the gumption.

I know I shouldn’t, but I’m bad!

I doubt anyone can prove they’re AI.

I hate that I missed out on Conan’s talk show years, because I was going to kill on there with my humorous vignettes.

Thanks for the heads-up, giving RSS Guard a try as we speak. Looks fun.

Not pills. Mostly, they send the poop transplant through your nose, apparently, often after mixing it with 4% milk.

I, too, wish I hadn’t learned it, but it all happened so fast.

WE’RE NOT GOING BACK!!!

Get out and vote, people! Let’s not wake up a few months from now and find we’ve re-elected Donald Trump.

Edit: You guys really dislike fat tigers.

Drug addiction? Trauma? Brain tumor? Cold temperatures?

I’m at a bar on my phone, but this sounds like a perfect job for AI.

Edit:

I’ve lived in more than one trailer. Including a trailer park. I once slept over at a friend’s trailer in a different park. We had a pinecone war with kids from the other side of the trailer park. Pre-bedtime entertainment was Billy Ray Cyrus performing Achy Breaky Heart live on TNN.

I also worked on Capitol Hill, a finance firm worth dozens of billions, etc. My degree is from a shitty Christian college, but I just accepted a job at a prominent research university (staff, not faculty, but still).

I guess I feel like most of my life is relevant to this question.

Dm’d

I remember my daughter and I turned on the ball drop and it was an absolute ghost town.

It’s more that you’re not wearing anything…