• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    That’s really rude! What if I’m having sex with a trans woman? That doesn’t make her “the other guy”, not even if she penetrates me with her gigantic girl cock that dwarfs mine.

    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.zip
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      4 days ago

      Unless the gals wear strap-ons and the guys are into pegging.

      You can have an infinite series of straight, stacked fuckers, you just have to constrain ‘straight’ by the condition ‘sufficiently kinky’.

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          4 days ago

          I’m mixing up some loose mathematical / set theory vocabulary with imagery of a sexy time.

          If you have an infinite number of gay men with dicks in other men’s butts, stacked, in sequence, on an infinite sized floor or bed…

          The straight version of this is guy gal guy gal pairs forever, with the gals having strap-ons in the guys asses, and the guys having their dicks in I guess either the gals pinks or stinks.

          A ‘constraint’ is very loosely in set theory / math terms … basically a way of saying… these formulas work, this equation has existing solutions, but only if we ‘constrain’ some of the factors.

          So I am ‘constraining’ the vast amounts of people who are just straight, to people who are straight and also kinky enough to jump into the strap on / pegging conga line.

          Unironically, that doesn’t involve any homo, as no gals are touching gals, and no guys are touching guys.

          EDIT: Its sort of a very simple kind of aperiodic tiling.

          https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aperiodic_tiling

          Why, yes, I am both autistic and have a dirty mind, how could you tell?

  • GooberEar@lemmy.wtf
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    4 days ago

    It’s 2025 and there are still way too many people who utterly refuse to understand that heterosexuality is a choice. Just kidding.

  • Lad@reddthat.com
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    4 days ago

    I’m the guy and the other guy is the guy whose wife we are DPing