Trump is a deep cover Democrat trying to force conservatives to be gay through the music of the Village People.

I have made no claims as to the goodness or badness of the situation. I’m just observing.

But no matter how many Texans show up there’s no replacement for us.

Either/or. I’m disgruntled either way.

Apparently there are more Texans around than we initially thought.

Of course I’m curious, you glorious bastard! I really appreciate it.

That’s his teapot I’ve been worshiping all these years without proof, only faith? Well that’s good to know!

One day I’d like to pick your brain (not today, I’m drinking). I’ve always been nutjob adjacent but the only time I believed was as a kid and that stopped when the pastor of the church my family attended started using stupid math to force the letters in COMPUTER to add up to 666. That was literally the beginning of the end for me. I was also into conspiracies in my 20s but I thought it was like no_sleep where we pretended to believe in wacky things because it was funny. Turns out it wasn’t funny to most of them, which I found out during some fiasco where people were sure the military was about to take over because of Obama or something.

I always wanted to hear from someone who was deep into some shit but figured out it was all bullshit. Keep spreading that knowledge because it is super interesting and it’s important for others to see that you can absolutely get out of it.

@[email protected] Have you checked yours? Mine is all good.

You’re not one of them Starry Wisdom bastards are you? I joined that cult church and they wouldn’t even let me look through their occult library.

I have also traveled here from the 80’s and I’m here to tell you one thing:

That sounds like their fucking problem. If that’s all that is stopping you then you get your tiny gym shorts and crop top, friend.

Most things should be. Hell, one of Google’s biggest public failures was building an opt-out social media network that let all sorts of people see who you’ve emailed lately.

Theoretically, yeah. There are tool using species right here on this planet that pass a lot of tests about self awareness, but we’re an order of magnitude more intelligent than a bonobo (well, mostly) and shouldn’t be banging them. I purposely used a species that has recreational sex as an example here.

If there were an intergalactic species that saw us as little more than self aware tool users, that would be up to their morals.

[Drunken rambling story agreeing with this comment because of an experience 20 years ago]

is an overly-emotional drunk whose hysterics and lack of self-control during his

You leave me out of this!

nomination hearings

Oh, carry on then. That motherfucker is giving the rest of us overly emotional drunks a bad name.

You forgot the part where they yelled “Without prejudice!” and signed their bag in blue ink at a 45° angle.

I burned off my fingerprints so maybe that’s why.

I won’t say why but I feel personally attacked by this duck. Well done!

I don’t mind calls. I don’t mind texts. I hate two hour text chains that could have been a 30 second call and 10 minute conversations that could have been a single text.

I just want the information in an efficient fashion. If I don’t get it I will eventually just stop texting back or say I have to go and hang up.

I actually didn’t realize that. I was thinking we were coming to an end because my buddy’s ranch seems to have mostly recovered and he’s got more cattle now than he had a few years ago. But I guess I should look at the wider market instead of a single place if I’m going to comment about things.

And to Oklahoma schools.