One time a long time ago one of my friends told me I texted like a girl because I used :3 and other ascii emotes a lot.

And that’s how I got my first crack in my shell :3

So you’re seriously gonna tell the police to put their guns down while a dude breaks into your home and kills your family? Or are you just morally grandstanding right now

Thank you for your service

I’m fairly certain they’ll just find a new jury

The sheer volume of text you’ve posted in the last 24 hours is… wow. I hate to be rude, but have you ever heard the saying “if I had more time, I’d have written a shorter letter”? A little brevity goes a long way.

Frankly, this is too much for me to read right now so we’re not going to make a judgement regarding the reports against you yet… But I’ll let you know now, fascist state apologia / tankie shit is a permaban on 196.

Complaining about shit posts in a shitposting community is big brain stuff lol

Fancy coat 🧥

“Jesus died for your sins, and you’ll go to hell if you don’t believe!”

I don’t get it >:|

If there were any valid reasons to believe a religion was true, there wouldn’t be a problem with teaching it in school.

As if Google is any better

FINGIES

She looks jacked

What

True, if ur gonna shoot me use a gun pls

I love it

I want this to be real but I’m not willing to go to Twitter to see

Fancy ✨

Mweeew!

>:(