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JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

Cleanliness is more important

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Cleanliness is more important

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JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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    3 days ago

    Do not let her dorito hands touch your dick! Don’t let em!

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      The penis would be fine, it’s the controller that matters

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        Doritos hands touch my dick all the time…

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          Do you happen to moderate any discord servers by chance?

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            Only the important ones.

        • ARk@lemm.ee
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          Just lick it off.

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        Exactly. I can wash my dick. If cheeto dust gets inside that analog stick it’s not ever coming out

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          Just lick it off.

          • Ediacarium@feddit.org
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            Agreed. But that doesn’t work with the analog stick

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      It’s ok if she uses chopsticks!

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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      That just gives her a dorito flavoured dick to enjoy!

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      Yes, the small particles hurt like hell like low power bee stings…or so I have been told

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      Keep your dick beaters off of me!

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