Only the important ones.

Doritos hands touch my dick all the time…

Pegging isn’t a replacement for a prostate exam any more than getting punched in the tit is a mammogram, despite the similar sensation. Get your butt (and your boobs) checked.

I’ve had such mixed results with that. On one hand it works but it’s rarely a smooth experience. Too many 2d elements blended into 3d and suddenly I’m standing half way through a menu with no way to select anything and a cutscene is running 6 miles away clipped through 17 levels of assets.

Well it’s Unreal, so expect shader compilations and micro stutters, as well as a host of graphic options that may or may not make a visual difference, but will randomly tank your fps for no reason.

To what end? It won’t change a Trump voter’s mind. It won’t keep a Democrat voting blue. We need to drop the territorial pissing and get back to actual fucking politics. Maybe we could win something if we fucking did anything. But no, that’s a good idea, we’ll just keep fighting pointless battles with the MAGA crowd, I’m sure that will pay off in dividends.

Sounds like a marimba when you get to the bendy bit.

I checked it out… for science. Has big “brunch team” energy. The subscription should come with a free bowl of soup.

Not if he dies a horrific public death before that happens. I definitely wouldn’t wish death on anyone. Not a gruesome death like that. What, with his genitals smashed, his guts removed, and his eyes skewered by hot pokers all while he’s alive screaming in agony as the world watches. It would be horrible to wish that one someone, and we shouldn’t.

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I fucking love that line so much.

Yeah, I could tell you, but you won’t like what you hear.

If your legs are falling asleep it probably means your seat is too high. If you lower it, that should give some relief. As far as a cushion goes, I can’t help too much. I had one for my last chair and it worked fine, but I ditched the chair for an Aeron and haven’t had any problems at all. As far as I know, any cushion is gonna be just fine. Padding is padding.

I enjoy the subtle throwback in the sequel where Malcolm says, “What is this, some kind of Jurassic Park 2: The Lost World?”

I’m 42…

Lmao. Historians.

I should have gone to bed at a reasonable time last night instead of doom scrolling, historians say.

I was definitely this kid. My mom still teases me about it.

… That’s the joke.

I just watched Alien: Resurrection for the first time last night. You can really see the direction Whedon was going with that script.

Nothing. Just Harmon virtue signalling.