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minus-squareSuperDuper@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up97arrow-down5·1 year agoIf I woke up as a woman, regardless of who that woman is, I would masturbate.
minus-squareImplyingImplications@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·1 year ago I would masturbate. This is how I answer most hypotheticals
minus-squarejol@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·1 year agoWhat if you woke up as your grandpa.
minus-squareMakeitstop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 year agoI suppose it depends on how decomposed I am and whether or not I need a heartbeat to get an erection, or if the force reanimating me takes care of that in addition to basic movement, perception and cognition.
minus-squarejol@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoI mean, we’re talking about imaginary scenarios, so you can also time travel or wake up in a dimension where you’re your own grandpa in his 20s.
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·1 year agoDon’t be daft, you’re making a mockery of the entire thought experiment
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoWell, considering he has kids, probably fuck your grandma
minus-squarejol@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoOr, depending how deeply depressed they are, not.
minus-squarejol@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoOr, depending how depressed they are, not.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoTake some Viagra. Then masturbate.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21arrow-down3·1 year agoI’d fart in a position so the fart bubbles through my pussy lips and giggle uncontrollably. Then probably eat Taco Bell and repeat a couple times.
minus-squareHappycamperNZ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·edit-21 year agoYou know, I did have masterbate. Now I’m not sure. Would it be different if she… well, I… had an innie? Also wonder if I can turn my wife bi so double bonus if I ever get back.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down19·1 year agoMost woman are bi so I’m sure Taco Bell farts would help her realize that.
minus-squareHappycamperNZ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoWell we did try taco bell for the first time a few days ago and she was a fan…
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoWhat are you, a space alien?
minus-squareHappycamperNZ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·1 year agoI live in one if the few places in the world that isn’t America
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoI’m not american either but you’re the only one assuming that in this conversation. What do they not have Taco Bell in New Zealand?
minus-squareHappycamperNZ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoTwo I think? Don’t ask about macas and KFC though… got lots of those.
minus-squareHerbal Gamer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 year agoYeah if I was her you wouldn’t see her outside for a few weeks if I’m honest.
minus-squareTastyWheat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·1 year agoTaylor Swift randomly disappears for 2 months, then suddenly releases new single called “Oh So That’s What It’s Like”
minus-squareSon_of_dad@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·1 year agoCheck if that asshole is bleached
If I woke up as a woman, regardless of who that woman is, I would masturbate.
This is how I answer most hypotheticals
What if you woke up as your grandpa.
I suppose it depends on how decomposed I am and whether or not I need a heartbeat to get an erection, or if the force reanimating me takes care of that in addition to basic movement, perception and cognition.
I mean, we’re talking about imaginary scenarios, so you can also time travel or wake up in a dimension where you’re your own grandpa in his 20s.
Don’t be daft, you’re making a mockery of the entire thought experiment
Well, considering he has kids, probably fuck your grandma
Or, depending how deeply depressed they are, not.
Or, depending how depressed they are, not.
Take some Viagra. Then masturbate.
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I’d fart in a position so the fart bubbles through my pussy lips and giggle uncontrollably.
Then probably eat Taco Bell and repeat a couple times.
You know, I did have masterbate. Now I’m not sure. Would it be different if she… well, I… had an innie?
Also wonder if I can turn my wife bi so double bonus if I ever get back.
Most woman are bi so I’m sure Taco Bell farts would help her realize that.
Well we did try taco bell for the first time a few days ago and she was a fan…
What are you, a space alien?
I live in one if the few places in the world that isn’t America
I’m not american either but you’re the only one assuming that in this conversation.
What do they not have Taco Bell in New Zealand?
Two I think?
Don’t ask about macas and KFC though… got lots of those.
Yeah if I was her you wouldn’t see her outside for a few weeks if I’m honest.
Taylor Swift randomly disappears for 2 months, then suddenly releases new single called “Oh So That’s What It’s Like”
Check if that asshole is bleached