Hammond: “SEAL THE IRIS!!”

That pun made me bristle, but I think I can handle it.

Me, just sitting there listening to Two Steps From Hell while an epic battle plays out in my head.

A 13-year-old with autism was arrested after his autism sparked fear.

“You will deliver ze bread in an unmarked baker’s van.”

Can’t afford anymore slamming in this economy.

I’ve seen Korean girls dress like this unironically.

They can have a little aid, as a treat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikkFyIKNB60

Take all that neatly organized data and turn it into Christmas tree lights that have been sitting in a box all summer.

I like to invoke the old magic of installing from a disc.

I’m honestly shocked the Weather icon doesn’t just show the current weather at this point.

Run, Adora!

The Galveston Coffee Shootout.

“Can you paint with all the colors of my brain?”

Oh, well, if the Kremlin says it’s not true…

The Japanese Conservative Party has almost no power. They are considered extremists. They really are just a bunch of loony toons that get almost no press coverage outside of bullshit like this.

The ruling Liberal Party is the non-extremist conservative party. (The irony is not lost on me.)

Damn, you just made me realize that I haven’t seen any old men with seven phones bolted to the handlebar of their bicycle cruising around and randomly stopping.

COVID executed Pokemon Go. Replaced it with Animal Crossing.

Must be California.

Japan is slowly burying all their overhead lines into the sidewalks. A lot of urban streets look so much nicer now than they did 10 years ago.

It’s probably no worse in an earthquake than the water mains, which would inherently be a lot more rigid than cables with intentional slack built into every segment.