you win! those are spectacular
Weird. I’ve only ever seen them the other way
I got those for white elephant this year, gave em to the dog for a few minutes then into the trash.
Such a waste of materials, time and shipping just to waste space in a landfill.
Your loss, surprisingly comfortable.
I got this exact pair for my SIL two Christmases ago. She didn’t like them at first, but they were such a hit at her Uni that she loves them now.
they said goofiest not greatest
Salt fat acid heat cook book
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That’s super cool.
So this is where you put the dice that only roll 1s?
A pullover type hoodie with a kangaroo pocket that’s actually like a real kangaroo pocket. Only has a zipper at the top.
real kangaroo pocket
zipper at the topI don’t think real kangaroo pouches have a zipper. They lack an opposable digit to grab the zipper pull. Real kangaroos use snaps.
There was a test group a few years back for pockets with zippers…they were not well received, so they are preparing to make the switch to zippers in 2026.
We got a tiny hoodie for the car’s gear shift lever.
That sounds greaat
Yeah but I got a gut so it’s like adding things to the top of the pile, lol.
Still comfortable as hell though.
Kind of like an anorak? That would be a great design for a hoodie! I find hoodie pockets pretty useless for anything but your hands.
actually like a real kangaroo pocket.
OMG does it lead to your internal organs, to your womb? 😳
Pretty sure a kangaroo’s pocket doesn’t lead to their womb either. The kangaroo moves to the pouch after birth to finish developing.
True. But it got nipples though.
Yes.
An emotional support pickle. I love it
What? Show us please
That’s pretty crafty. I love it!
A bottle opener that captures and shoots the bottle caps out. Fun little gadget.
My 7 y/o got a yodeling pickle in white elephant Xmas. I can’t wait for the batteries to run out. Lol.
I can never find a tape measure when my mom asks for measurements on something so she gave me a toilet plunger with one chained to it, a hammer with one chained to it, and one with a magnet in it that sticks on the fridge.
Not really goofy per say, but I found it hilarious that my girlfriend got me a boo of dad jokes as a joke present, but then my ex girlfriend (we have a kid together, we’re on very good terms) also got me a separate dad joke book as a joke present as well.
They know me so well.
Oh no, you were double-booked!
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It seems the economy has hit my entire friend group to where spending money on a gift that is designed to be goofy didn’t happen.
The goofiest gift was a candle with a snow globe on top. The snow globe had no liquid (seems it was made that way) and the candle was enormous and oddly scented.
A Battery Daddy, which stores batteries in a clear case and has its own battery tester inside. It’ll probably end up being less goofy and more useful.
Got one last year. It’s verrry useful
https://mcphee.com/products/office-possum
It’s going on/near my desktop dumpster (full of mints)
My sister got me these Tiny hands.
Turns out my mom is very very freaked out by them so I had a great time.
As a joke gift my mother-in-law got me a cartoon sized Star Wars pen and a Star Wars activity book. I’m 41.
Joke’s on her, that’s the best gift.