Wait is that what those little holes do???

This is a good idea. People should be allowed to wear whatever tf they want.

I love bidets but still don’t agree with the idea of air drying because man idk what kind of bidet you’re using but the amount of times mine hasn’t finished the job… Maybe there’s just something wrong with my asshole.

Fun story: my boyfriend and his sister used to live together and we’d all party at their place. After months of his sister crushing hard on this guy she worked with, she and him had gone to her room for some alone time. Her asshole brother decided that was the time to blast this audio directly through her bedroom door.

8 years later and they’re still dating so I guess it worked.

500 Days of Summer is bottom left

For short term relief/emotional regulation my counsellor taught me TIPP Temperature - cold water/ice/object to lower heart rate Intense exercise - a few mins of jumping jacks/running on the spot/shaking it off Paced breathing/box breathing Paired muscle relaxation - tense and relax different muscle groups

When I’m anxious I tend to get overactive so the ones that help me most are splashing cold water on my face and the intense exercise.

Anxiety during bedtime or if I have time during the day, ASMR or a well paced peaceful podcast also do the trick.

I think I will try the slower speed music, that sounds interesting.

I’m having such a visceral reaction to this picture I can’t even really explain. Why would you do this

Actually though the thought of eating a salad with ranch makes me ill. Like, ranch is a dip it is not for drowning my delicious greens in it. Creamy dressings in general (except for Ceasar) are just not the thing.

They would love to but we’re all equally fucked in this economy tbh. We’re all just trying to make more money so we can help each other out when someone needs it.

I have the opposite problem where I know there are better alternative routes but google refuses to acknowledge them.

I don’t have nuts so I don’t really have a say in this but you could never get me to put Nair in the more sensitive parts of my genitalia. Ball skin is so thin and sensitive, I can’t imagine that burn.

Omg lol I didn’t even know I could purchase stuff with the google home. I wouldn’t anyway because that’s silly to me but that’s funny if you’re right about it being their intent (I don’t doubt that you are). I got my google home for free or very cheap with my music streaming account.

This is just a Denny’s ad and I know this because I worked there for more than 10 years and we used these exact pictures for probably that entire time.

Quesadilla makers are fucking dope that’s the only thing I truly disagree with

You joke but bulk stores exist where you can literally just take your own container and avoid the crappy leaky bags altogether.

It’s hugely dependent on a lot of factors but what I can say for sure that’s helped for me personally:

• having more locally sourced options like farmers markets and local butchers
• not having to commute to work every day (the extra time and energy saved means I’m much more willing to cook something healthy)
• a healthier work/life balance
• making more money… Buying local isn’t cheap.

I know veggies, even when they’re not local, are cheaper than a lot of processed food but not when we’re talking convenience and energy spent. Having the energy to prep and cook fresh produce, as well as a local market within walking distance have been the biggest factors for me.

I know I’m a pessimist but I feel like this is another one of those issues where we take the mask off and it’s just that monster capitalism underneath.

Me failing a perception check six (6!) times in a row

Me too thanks

I like to call anyone older than me old because it’s funny and I perpetually feel like a child.

When I was little I thought my parents were old, now they are in their 60s and I think they are young, and I am the age they were and still feel like a child. Otherwise I’m not sure I really had a concept of age as a tie to mortality when I was younger.