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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 5 days ago

Banana rules

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    If you want to follow them on Mastodon, here ya go A merry-looking banana is giving us a lecture. “Hello children. I am banana person, here to teach you about BANANAS!” “And lucky for you, there are only two things to know!” He puts two fingers in the air. “Wow! Only two” pops up beside him. Thing #1: “This is the body of the banana. You may eat this.” An image of a banana with a checkmark appears, with the “yum” zone defined as the top 95% of a banana.Thing #2: “This is the anus of the banana,” aka “the bananus.” DO NOT eat this. An X mark appears over the little nub at the bottom of a banana.The banana gives a fierce expression, pointing at us. “NEVER eat the bananus.” The banana moves closer, pointing directly at us, his eyes wide and serious. “Don’t do it.”

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