I’m right there with you. It’s too fucking perfect of a story for it to be true. What else did they find in his bag? Nuclear launch codes?

They harpoon their dicks into the other snail. Look it up lol.

Canada, but still

Anyone else not buying that he’s the guy? He was found with a gun, fake IDs and a manifesto. What about the big red bow that makes this story totally believable?

My bullshit detector is going off.

I’ll pick being alone in the woods with a bear

It’s more that the price has moved so much in about 2 years. I don’t really care, because I can’t eat pizza anymore, but it’s interesting to see it so clearly laid out.

Amazing

Yes exactly this, though I’m not sure if it was just a habit from using rubber mice

Honestly, it makes more sense - what am I, a mid-level scientist, going to bring to that corporate atmosphere? You’re going to ask me to brainstorm in a meeting with an Executive VP? Yeah. Fucking. Right.

You give me work, I do the work. Yes I might need to ask a question, but that’s uncommon and I can just teams for that.

The seniors execs? That makes sense. They need to all be on the same page, and talking to each other. Collaborating etc.

I was waiting for you, today. At first you used to irk me, but now I almost look forward to it.

Just hacking the bone of all the people out there who aren’t wearing their emotional shin pads.

I used to be someone just like this. Why is emotional growth so painful

I adore this

Ware your dark chocolate sources, my dear. Apparently Lindt has a ton of metals in it, which is tragic because they’re my favorite chocolate.

Thank you - replaced

That, sir, is a coyote

That’s a unique flavour of autism you have there /s

It’s sad when bae leaves

Gross comment

I had Windows ME, so vista wasn’t really one I used until later because of that. I think I eventually switched and then 7 came out. Either that or my dad had Vista.

Ariel Castro laughs nervously