The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now, I am leaving Earth for no raisin.
EDIT: After reading your replies, it occurred to me that too much of my everyday speech is made up of lines from the show. Maybe that’s why everyone thinks I’m weird.
The rest of aren’t normal, and that’s what makes us great! … So, Leela, don’t want to be like us? Or do you want to be like Adlai, with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever?
Second EDIT: I didn’t expect so many responses, but I’ve just been reading them all and giggling to myself. Thank you everyone I really needed this. Keep em coming!
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I sublibed with obly tribial blain dabblage.
Also:
That’s over <number> atmospheres of pressure!
How many can the ship withstand?!
Well, it’s a spaceship, so I’d say anywhere between zero and one.
“Your music’s bad and you should feel bad!”
My absolute favorite line is, “Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun.”
That same episode also gave us the phrase, “a partially barfed-up heart,” which is a phrase I can’t even type here without laughing.
I’m Scruffy, the janitor.
Boilers an’ terlets, terlets an boilers, even that one boilin terlet.
Fire me iffin’ ye dare.
I’m gonna get me one of them $300 haircuts. This one’s lost its pizzazz.
The elves are back
The candle that burns twice as bright, burns half as long
Ayup.
If I don’t survive, tell my wife, “Hello”.
Its a beige alert!
You just made me realize I say “I have no strong feelings one way or the other” a lot and I think usually people don’t know I’m quoting anything.
So close to my other favorite, from the same character and episode:
I also say it all the time, lol.
Farnsworth: Dear Lord! That’s over 150 atmospheres of pressure!
Fry: How many atmospheres can the ship withstand?
Farnsworth: Well, it’s a space ship, so I’d say anywhere between zero and one.
The butter in my pocket is melting!
“Take the deal, Fry! If there’s a delicious cake, isn’t it better to have one slice than none at all? Even if four other guys eat the other four slices, and they’re all thrusting their sweaty naked bodies against the cake?”
“I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity, the way only a woman can.”
“You’re going to do his laundry?”
Edit - the one that had me literally rolling off the couch because I was laughing so hard was, “That just raises further questions!”
This reminds me of another great Professor quote.
Prof: I’ve just finished recharging the matter compressor.
Fry: What’s the matter compressor?
Prof: Nothing’s the matter now that I’ve charged the matter compressor.
To shreds, you say…
Well, how’s his wife holding up? To shreds, you say…
“Thanks to denial, I’m immortal!”
“What really killed the dinosaurs?” " ME!!! "
“But you’re better than normal! You’re abnormal!”
I can wire anything directly into anything! I’M THE PROFESSOR!
“They’re like sex except I’m having them”.
I can’t believe everybody’s just ad-libbing!
When you do things right people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all.
This is so fucking relevant in the IT field
I have it framed on my wall at work.
