Jokes on you. I don’t have to go to work for 10 hours, but I’m already crying in bed.
Jokes on you. I don’t have to go to work for 10 hours, but I’m already crying in bed.
Would it be possible to do a crowd found and buy Musk a seat? And also bezos? And sabotage the submersible? On second thought, fuck that, let’s just buy a guillotine.
Didn’t that one guy say, you can drink a quart of it and it won’t hurt you?
But how many of them think that’s a bad thing?
We must build a wall around Europe, so that Americans can’t come here. When America sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems to us. They’re bringing guns. They’re bringing GMC trucks. They’re racists. And some, I assume, are good people.
I’m going commando in harem pants. Balls have all the airy freedom they desire.
Oh sweet, mcnuggets!
Where’s the link to the video? I remember watching this guy fuck various pasta dishes.
Looks fun. Unfortunately I’ve given away my Switch to my cousins children. Maybe they will borrow it to me for a while.
Foldable phones are the dumbest shit. Only for people who like to spend too much money on an everyday object. It’s introducing an unnecessary potential point of failure.
Phones aren’t stale. They peaked. That’s like saying umbrellas design has gotten stale. You just can’t improve the design much more.
Same as I deal with everything. Alcohol. Lots of it.
Bagels come from Poland? They aren’t even a thing here anymore. I never saw one in my life.
You are using “they keep selling us the same junk with a different name” to justify apple? Hilarious.
I always say, eating the rich would be disgusting. My proposition is to ground them up and use them as fertiliser. Preferably we grind them alive.
This was funnier than I expected.
Do You want an even dumber version of Christianity?
God this is stupid. A robot chef? How is it a chef if it can’t taste the food it makes? If you don’t like, don’t have time, don’t know how to cook, just buy ready made food.
Now release him back into the ocean!