I wish there was a website listing bad or lazy realtors.

My take-out burrito wasn’t ready on-time and I forgot my phone in my vehicle. I had to look at posters on the wall while I waited! Please pray for me, it was awful and I’m still traumatized.

Or to pick up LILFs!

My bad. ☹️ “Banana!”

RFK Jr…?

Potash is love, potash is life.

Not with that attitude.

I think the ether will incapacitate her just fine, thanks.

You have an office dog. What could possibly be a more important career goal!?

The 90’s?

Or Jennifer Facebook.

Was it a Whataburger dry run?

There’s 2 things I can’t abide: intolerant communities and the Dutch.

Lol, that’s pretty clever! Thanks for the enlightenment…

Yeah. They’re fascists…

It’s a mental illness. They have to have more power, if not money…

Oh yeah? You probably just haven’t been downvoted hard enough! You wanna get de-federated, you filthy comment whore! (I apologize, I’m bad at this)

What’s “enbies”, Precious?

Uh… Racecar.

How dare you.