Eat farts.
Aww thanks dude, appreciate it !
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Who do you think I am, Chuck Berry?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
So that’s were the 800 billions of military budget went!
You are fucking dead, kiddo, as a copypasta we will forever upvote you.
Well. This beats the response I was gonna write. I might just copy this for regular use though.
From the POV of a Reddit veteran who had migrated from Digg prior to the v4 update that killed the site, it’s absolutely shocking how much better the Lemmy (or at least Lemmy World) community is.
I also feel like I have a lot more freedom to speak my mind on Lemmy.
My problem with Reddit is that I have had to self-censor my comments to avoid getting them automatically purged by bots. It’s like I cannot even use words/phrases like ‘snowflake’, ‘cuck’, ‘incel’, ‘Trump’, ‘soy’, and many others in a comment, because some fragile power mod decided to effectively shadowban those words. Context doesn’t even matter.
Reddit mods are the kind of people who look up to the dystopian ideals George Orwell presented in 1984 and think that banning an entire lexicon of words is a great idea to control people.
As for why I think Lemmy is better, my hypothesis is that everyone with a moral compass left Reddit out of disgust, and what remains is a sea of toxic assholes.
They just censor your comments straight up around here, like removed being unutterable on lemmy.world
my reddit experience exactly… 😕 although my first lemmy experience was getting insulted on hexbear, so it evens things out
That’s a mindset, so it could easily migrate. The fact that Lemmy is decentralized means that instance admins can start flushing mods who decide that they’re going to be dictators because their lives suck. Admins who allow toxic mods will find that users migrate to other instances.
Your average Redditor is a toxic dick though who will dig up past comments and dox you just because they don’t like your opinion.
I’d disagree with that, Lemmy users fucking hate No Nut November
*shoots with hateray*
Yeah fuck this dumbass
NNN has a political association with it.
How so?
Refraining from masturbation is considered far right for some reason.
This is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve seen all day, and it’s been a long day.
Well you’re entitled to your option … but it’s a dumb one and you should feel bad about having it. Also, I’m going to needless drag unrelated politics into this.
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You weren’t replying to my comment, which is nowhere near this chain of comments, but I think you were targeting me. Your satire is too close to being serious. I declare that you’re an idiot. Fight me now.
Something something fuck cars.
Thanks for helping this place feel more like home
Yeah, no. Not true. I just dared to say that I despise a certain Tech Corp and people reacted “funnily”.
Absolutely devastating for my Lemmy /c/InsultMe community
You don’t really get insulted in every comments on Reddit though. Try 9gag
…9gag?
Being on an instance that has defederated the communist duo helps a lot.
But have you heard the good word of charmen mow/s
Federation bubbles indeed make people get along better.
Which communities did you subscribe?
Because my experience is a bit different, people here seem way more polarized with their opinion (which is always right) and angry at random stuff.
I think I never saw so many “landlords haters” in social media like in Lemmy…
Is there anyone who likes landlords? Why would they?
I don’t like them, but I’m far from being a “anti-landlord activist” 😂
I was insulted… :(
/s I don’t remember but it sounded funny.
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On a percentage basis I’ve gotten more downvotes and disagreements on Lemmy than I ever got on Reddit
To quote The Postal Dude: Fuck you.
To quote Postal Dude: “Hi there, would you like to sign my petition?”
(Holds petition titled “Make insulting new members on lemmy.world compulsory”)
Don’t worry I’m here to fix that
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