Charlie Brooker stopped making Black Mirror because of that user

Aww dangit

I recently visited a museum and i really loved it. Getting up close to an image and seeing none of the fuzziness, no AI “shimmer” on photos and every stroke made sense (as in you could see that an arm moved a brush and you could see the path it took etc.). Hands made sense. And while tryptichons were not exactly precise when it comes to the anatomy of humans, no humans had anything smeared etc.

It was the best of times, it was the BLURST OF TIMES! Stupid monkey!

You really don’t wanna know how bad he does at queer elections. The only reason he gets a non-zero amount are the log cabin republicans. These sisters lower their standards and say they’re not like other gays.

Microsoft still makes money off the OEM licenses AFAIK. The Linux community had a whole day about this back in the 90s.

I stand with Eggman, the only president to PISS ON THE MOON! HOW DO YA LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!

Can‘t leave Mushroom World without mushrooms 😉

The challenge, demand satisfaction
If they apologize, no need for further action

Never knew Madame Vastra had OnlyFans

Daj boze!

I prefer the 32 bit signed integer underflow in my favor.

Me: 🎶 Welcome home! I‘m gonna make you wish that you‘d stayed gone! 🎶

I‘ll make my own meaning of life. With blackjack and hookers. You know what? Forget the hookers!

Bart: Hmm. Maybe if I stand next to the hormones looking sad, someone will feel sorry for me and buy me one.

Woman: Emily, don’t you already have estrogen?

Emily: No, Mom, you idiot! I have Progesterone, and Finasteride, and Cyproterone Acetate, stupid.

Woman: Oh, I’m sorry, honey. We’ll take the estrogen.

Gavin: Get two. I’m not sharing with Kaitlin!

StreetPass is peer to peer

You know i think i understand companies sometimes but then i keep being baffeld at how evil a company can be.

Apple for example had me surprised with the reaction to the DMA and i previously thought that they couldn‘t possibly suck harder wirh alö their anti-repair stuff.

I still have a bone to pick with Tim Cook himself for rendering my well working Mac Mini 2012 unusable for my app development job by simply not updating Xcode and introducing a breaking change that prevented me from adding support for new iOS versions to old Xcode.

Don‘t you just hate it when

When capitalism

To think there was a time when IMO Apple could convince people with great products.

(Macintosh SE explodes in the background due to overheating)

Then again i‘ve mostly seen old Apple computers on Youtube.