Oops, missed that part. Not that I know of, though SMS is a terrible way to do 2FA. It annoys me so many businesses and banks use it.

Gen Zs do. not. give. a. fuck.

Bitwarden has 2FA built in, and you can host it yourself if you want.

Stop, I can only get so erect…

Then the fuckers start putting more perfumes in it.

Goddamn, that pisses me off. Had to find another AIO shampoo that didn’t make my eyes burn when I used it. Used Pert for 20+ years until some marketing asshat forgot who the demographic was.

The funny part is that quebecois split off of Classical French, and the bastardized version they speak in France now is farther away from classical than quebecois.

OK, Jazzmyn.

“Lexi”

Feasting on the hearts of infants in his retirement compound, no doubt.

Gun goes on lap so when someone sits across from you and gets mouthy, you can shoot them in the dick.

Jesus, get your head examined. Being a straight male doesn’t make someone the enemy.

Mmm, mastodon smoothie.

They could have multi-angle IMAX video of Trump cornholing a dozen toddlers and the MAGats would still think he was the second coming of Christ.

Heterosexuality.

You can dry-age beef for up to 4 months. Some people go even longer. Of course, you could also can it like fruits and vegetables, but I’ve never been a fan.

Then there’s mastodon meat dug out of the tundra that dogs would still eat…

So what do they do, chip it out of the jar and microwave it so it can be spread?

I’ve seen this but never investigated the logistics of consuming peanut butter that’s hard as a rock.

Anyone that doesn’t want to be President should automatically win. If you want it, you should be locked in a cold, dark room until the election is over. And maybe slapped a few times for good measure.

So when you say “dissolved”, would that be a particular type of acid or the stomach juices of nocturnal carrion eaters?

Instructions unclear, dick caught in semi-colon.

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