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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

Man who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaint

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Man who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaint

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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

A man who vowed to light VP Kamala Harris on fire and "personally pluck out her eyes" reacted with surprise when investigators showed up at his door, a complaint alleges.

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How stupid of him. If only had just said “haha sike naw jk lol lol lol” after every sentence.
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  “Oh I’m sorry, I thought this was America”
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  Or had an ® after his name

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