Hickory smoked boner.

It’s pronounced gif.

A rare turbo pregnancy!

Oh! This one jar that is freakin stuck super bad.

You haven’t lost your virginity until both balls are in.

Lime Green Skittle Script:

(Bond opens the ring)
Bond: Damn. I’ve been…Skittled.
(Bond music opening)
HE HAS A RING.
A LITTLE GOLDEN RING.
FILLED WITH ONE.
AND ONLY ONE.
LIME GREEN SKITTLE.

Sorry Nike, but turn your logo upside down, kick off those sneakers and light up a NEWPORT.

For some reason my brain will eternally read MTG as Magic The Gathering.

Silence of the Furbies.

The violent rumbling is actually a relaxing massage.

Non, monsieur. Eye vill not recommend a wine for yur chickon streeps.

It pays off in the moment but then you die to death the next day.

(A girl is born)
Doc: BRING FORWARD THE LARGEST BOW.

This could be us but you clownin.

We need more militant soup activists.

This is by a wide margin one of the most hard hitting sandwiches to ever play the game.

It’s classic slug politics where they throw their weight around on the international stage.

Slug diplomat makes agreement with ant diplomat.
Ants carry away salt.
Slugs share jam.
OP unwittingly made bug super alliance.

Somehow naked DK is more nude than the most naked…naked dude.