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I wish I wasn’t so fond the couple times I’ve been unsure of what’s going on. I just don’t want to be in control.
In my local variant, we write jizz is Christ. Blessed be.
I hate myself for crushing on him so hard
Give him the ol’ “woop woop” and a wink
This is already like a not-as-hot-as-you pic
Wait you can what??? Wow
Editing to add a heads up. This post was reported as “Spam or Abuse” twice:
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And they’re getting more popular
I’m jealous of women who can resemble cows and get mounted by you
On the one hand I empathize with them. On the other hand I can’t think of anything hotter than you fucking someone who’d prefer to not be called a cow.
Cow’d make me giggle. Bitch, mare, spermbank, and used-condom dump are better for the task.
Or maybe stag?
Change religions
Omg swoon
How is a dick different than a toy . . . in terms of physical sensations?
Physically only?
That’s what my ol’ man calls my chastity belt
Analog: How can you feel pleasure from someone sucking on your finger for instance?
My biggest sexual organ is my brain and when my body is used to get someone else off, I, too get off on it. It feels so so so so good to take dick in the ass (especially if they hit my prostate, but that part is not necessary).
Medium-sized guy here (no horse in this race mostly) to chime in and say I have seen a lot of penises and know a lot of men.
A size-to-awesomeness ratio does not exist, but a lot of men are unnecessarily dissatisfied with their bodies. When we imply, as a society, that you can overcome perceived body deficiencies by buying bigger vehicles, it seems possible we would be encouraging the kind of behavior and city budgets we don’t want in this world.
I’d prefer it be your first name and I’d prefer folks see it and know it was yours. But “fuck me” in the gym showers would suffice.