Hehe I added cow just for my comment and found it funny too. Not that you care, but women I know also sometimes don’t like doggy style because when their breasts are big they hang and swing too much, and they feel like cows.
On the one hand I empathize with them. On the other hand I can’t think of anything hotter than you fucking someone who’d prefer to not be called a cow.
I kinda like using female coded language for it though (bitch, mare, cow). A stag could still be a top. I get where they’re coming from with “stag”.
Cow’d make me giggle. Bitch, mare, spermbank, and used-condom dump are better for the task.
Hehe I added cow just for my comment and found it funny too. Not that you care, but women I know also sometimes don’t like doggy style because when their breasts are big they hang and swing too much, and they feel like cows.
On the one hand I empathize with them. On the other hand I can’t think of anything hotter than you fucking someone who’d prefer to not be called a cow.
I’m jealous of women who can resemble cows and get mounted by you