Lol nope, it was just an unlabeled camcorder tape. There’s a lesson to be learned here, which is be careful with unlabeled tapes. Hope you don’t find anything similar on your mom’s tapes!

We want more money

Trump has since begun to soften some of the measures, granting exemptions for smartphones, semiconductors and electronics and claiming the US and China were in direct contact “every day”.

On Tuesday, the president said tariffs would come down “substantially” and a deal would be done “pretty quickly”.

But the Chinese foreign ministry on said any reports that China and the US were nearing a deal were “fake news”.

“There have been no consultations or negotiations between China and the United States regarding tariffs, let alone reaching an agreement,” said ministry spokesperson Guo Jiakun.

This is classic Trump. Lie about how easy something will be and how great he’s making things, all while delivering horse shit and counting on your supporters to be too dumb to listen to what’s actually going on.

Think of this from our perspective. We are two teenage boys. We find a hidden tape. We don’t know what’s on it. What’s the next logical move?

Or if you’re saying once the guy in the tape does his intro, what are you saying you’d do differently? Are you saying you’d send your brother out of the room so you could watch the tape of the guy jacking off by yourself? Cause that’s weird as fuck dude.

I reminded my brother of this and he responded https://youtu.be/reNvytfN820

Growing up, my brother and I found a camcorder tape hidden in the basement of the house we moved into like 6 months prior. We had to buy a mini tape to VHS converter so we could play the thing on our VCR.

It was a tape of some young dude in the our (now) basement going “this is going to be a video showing you how to make love to beautiful women.”

Me and my brother were like “hell yeah!” Then the guy in the video goes “but before you make love, you have to learn to love yourself.”

The entire video was then just this dude jacking off. We were so mad we went out of our way to buy a VHS converter just to watch this dude beating his meat. There were no beautiful women to be found.

free speech absolutist abolitionist

This was painful to read. Wtf are we even doing?

Ugh, my mom was telling me how great it was for Bill Maher to meet with Trump. I told her humanizing Trump wasn’t gonna help anyone, but she insisted it was great.

2nd kitty has a sweet moustache

Vance killing the Pope in order to get a chance at fucking the Pope-mobile is my new favorite head cannon.

Speculation is now mounting as to whether Vance might face manslaughter charges if lawyers can prove that sucking all hope from a room is technically a crime.

Lmao this has my rolling

The president also has unchecked pardon power. He’s already shown he’s willing to use it to pardon people who tried to overthrow the government for him.

Damn, you know you fucked up when we have to start breaking up mooches and trusses into smaller units.

As far as vandalism goes, this is about as polite as you can get. It’s not even spray painted, just taped on.

Throat GOAT Nancy Reagan was a hot blond bimbo?

This just made me think… people always complain about missing out on a future that promised them flying cars. Turns out that we have flying cars now. We just call them “helicopters” and it turns out they’re hard as fuck to operate.

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Back in my day we used our phone plan money to pay for google play purchases / hand jobs.

At this point, you should respond and ask for sworn testimony from the person who wrote the ticket.