This is the best knock knock joke I’ve ever encountered; well done OP and Happy Halloween!

Having to use the wrong slash everywhere

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My work history is ok; I have solid interview and writing skills, which is more important to most places I think. Mostly because I apply for a lot of things I’m not really qualified for or that pay too little just for the interviews.

I…I didn’t know you could request that…omg

I work in IT, I make much more money than I should/need and I work from home in a pair of basketball shorts and a T-shirt while barefoot. I would just apply for everything, eventually you’re gonna hit someone who isn’t hung up on image, and the rest will make your interview skills just that much better.

Cheesy gordita crunch

I second Zoneminder, used it at a job way back in the day and it was solid.

Not too bad from the accounts I’ve heard; my wife trained for this before we stopped doing body art. A lot of women get it when their hands shake too badly to apply makeup well.

Not FOSS, but Mega Hit Poker is the one I play.

I have heard this from every conservative I’ve talked to about that election.

That’s an odd way of pronouncing sudo telinit 0

Couldn’t explain it, really; I just want to grab the person and explain that Taco Bell (or whatever) is not an object you can get some of, and Taco Bell doesn’t sell Taco Bells in any amount, they sell tacos! (In the voice you would speak to a toddler in, of course)

I hate it when people call the product of a company the name of the company; like “let’s go get some Taco Bell” instead of “let’s go get some tacos from Taco Bell” or “Let’s go eat at Taco Bell”.

godDAMMIT

This is very close to my workplace but we have about 17 domains to work across, with a separate account for each. It’s frustrating sometimes, but in the end I get paid the same either way.

Facehugger Nebula

I use wger at home and it’s waaaay overkill. Designed for the gym part, probably not the whole package

Texas has Ft. Bliss inside it’s borders, so the chances of the govt. actually allowing them to secede are in line with rocking horses crapping gold.

Virginia houses the Pentagon, so those two are staying at least. Florida, though…

I feel like your good boy and my girl could raise dinosaurs and lamb-chops together. They would be fantastic parents.