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minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up45arrow-down1·1 month agoMaybe Russians, especially ones who go against Putin, should avoid windows, what with their difficulty avoiding falling out of them.
minus-squareBuffalox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·edit-21 month agoAh yes the classic story about the guy who asked for a suite without windows, and the concierge says: “Ah you want the polonium suite then!”.
minus-squareAux@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 month agoThe only way to avoid falling out of the window is to leave Russia. Then you’ll be shot dead like they do in civilised countries - https://www.politico.eu/article/russia-ukraine-war-murder-maksim-kuzminov-spain-intelligence/
minus-squareEarthShipTechIntern@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoGreat advice. Wish it had worked for Navalny.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoMaybe just stay 10 feet away from the window? Or board it up!
minus-squareandrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoI meant someone in particular if you know what I mean (;
Maybe Russians, especially ones who go against Putin, should avoid windows, what with their difficulty avoiding falling out of them.
Ah yes the classic story about the guy who asked for a suite without windows, and the concierge says: “Ah you want the polonium suite then!”.
The only way to avoid falling out of the window is to leave Russia. Then you’ll be shot dead like they do in civilised countries - https://www.politico.eu/article/russia-ukraine-war-murder-maksim-kuzminov-spain-intelligence/
Great advice. Wish it had worked for Navalny.
Where, like in the bunker?
Maybe just stay 10 feet away from the window? Or board it up!
I meant someone in particular if you know what I mean (;