“The restaurant is free to come in and sit down at a table. If you want to choose something from our specials menu, we charge $15 a month. If you want to choose from our full Ala Carte menu, it’s $35 a month.”
“Oh, I’ve never been here before, I’m not sure if I’ll like it or want to come back. Can I just pay for tonight?”
“If you pay yearly, it’s 20% off.”
“That’s not what I aske…”
“Why don’t you come in for a free entree?”
“Free?”
“I’ll just need your credit card details, you can cancel any time.”
“The restaurant is free to come in and sit down at a table. If you want to choose something from our specials menu, we charge $15 a month. If you want to choose from our full Ala Carte menu, it’s $35 a month.”
“Oh, I’ve never been here before, I’m not sure if I’ll like it or want to come back. Can I just pay for tonight?”
“If you pay yearly, it’s 20% off.”
“That’s not what I aske…”
“Why don’t you come in for a free entree?”
“Free?”
“I’ll just need your credit card details, you can cancel any time.”
“…”
“Offer expires in 39 minutes.”
And if you want to know what’s in the food you can! Only $9.99 per month extra!