Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months agoI'm not a monsterlemmy.mlimagemessage-square91fedilinkarrow-up11.62Karrow-down111
arrow-up11.61Karrow-down1imageI'm not a monsterlemmy.mlFacelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square91fedilink
minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months agoWell you gotta have the chain. What else are you going to fidget with when at the store?
minus-squareAngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoMy girlfriend’s boobs are my go to. She doesn’t seem to mind.
minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-29 months agoOn the internet, nobody knows you are a baby
minus-squareChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months agoYou are right, it’s better that way. 40% of all customers would otherwise choose their penis.
minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoI do tend to tie the chain around my penis, as it is the custom of the times
Well you gotta have the chain. What else are you going to fidget with when at the store?
My girlfriend’s boobs are my go to. She doesn’t seem to mind.
On the internet, nobody knows you are a baby
You are right, it’s better that way. 40% of all customers would otherwise choose their penis.
I do tend to tie the chain around my penis, as it is the custom of the times