Friends don’t let their friends buy HP.

  • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    the amount of engineering and programming hours spent to make their products worse is just a symptom of how stupid, wasteful decisions are made when there is not enough competition in these industries.

  • glovecraft@infosec.pub
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    7 months ago

    The subscription, like HP’s recent ad campaign promoting its printers as “made to be less hated,” trades on the idea that printers are frustrating commodities. The company’s configurator page mentions bonuses like “continuous printer coverage” and “next-business-day printer replacement,”

    Our printers are unreliable pieces of absolute shit guys. But if you do the subscription we’ll replace your shitty broken rental printer next day. Never worry that you can’t print when you need to print. Mindblowing.

    Just make reliable printers that work, dumbasses.

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      7 months ago

      Which printer you get depends on the plan you choose. They start at $6.99 per month for 20 pages’ worth of prints and whatever the current HP Envy model is, and go all the way up to a $35.99-a-month affair that gets you an OfficeJet Pro and 700 pages. If you go over your page allotment, HP will add more for a dollar per block of 10–15 pages.

      This is 100% a trap for elderly people who reflexively print everything they see on the computer.

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    7 months ago

    I think it’s time for an open source 2d printer project, we have open source 3d printers and the technology is much more complex than 2d. Time to put HP to sleep

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    7 months ago

    When HP requires HP Smart account to print, the brand was already dead to me

    Also any recommendation for printers?

    EDIT: damn, I think I am going to get a Brother Laser Printer in the future

  • tutus@links.hackliberty.org
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    7 months ago

    HP is so desperate for money that this is what they need to do to survive.

    What does HP (hardware) actually do these days? Where do they compete (and I mean compete, not have products in)?

    They ruined Compaq.

    They killed their golden goose printing business with bullshit like this.

    They killed their server hardware business with bullshit like locking software, drivers and firmware behind support contracts.

    As somebody who always bought HP and advocated for their hardware (many years ago), I would never buy anything they make today.

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      7 months ago

      The day HP locked all firmware and driver downloads behind active contracts was the day I stopped buying it.

      I can go on Dell’s website and download drivers for a server I bought in 2004. For free. By just putting the service tag in.

      Don’t even get me started on HP’s partsurfer or warranty websites. It’s a mire of hundreds of subdomains, none of which are actually managed properly.

      It’s no wonder they’re swirling the drain. They are blatantly anti-consumer and anti-corporation.