• LEONHART@slrpnk.net
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    8 months ago

    Crypto-whatsit? Is that something from one of Bobby’s vid’ya games?

    It’s a new form of money, Hank. VIRTUAL MONEY.

    Well, excuse me, Dale, but here where I live, in the REAL WORLD, we already have a perfectly fine money. It’s called AMERICAN DOLLARS and it works just fine, I tell ya h’wat.

    You say that now, Hank, but wait until the cyber-swarm-uprising of 2034 comes and replaces your precious “real world” with a virtualsphere so indiscernible from what you think you know as real! Wake up and see what’s coming on the horizon!

    Can you see me kicking your ass on the horizon?

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    8 months ago

    Tell y’what man, you talk’n bout ol’ crypto, man, I don’t want none-a that ol’ bitcoin, none-a that ethereum, man, that ain’t money, y’know, talkin’ bout dang ol’ dogecoin, man.

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    Top Left – More or less the default position, sensible enough, if a bit naive. Nothing wrong with this.

    Top Right – Having knowledge is a good thing, and so is making decisions based on sound risk-benefit analysis.

    Bottom Right – Well, at least it’s an informed decision. Just don’t try to pass off the risk on someone else if it backfires.

    Bottom Left – Oooouuuuh, you don’t want to be in this quadrant, trust me…

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        8 months ago

        I think the show does a good job at showing how easy it is for Dale and Bill to swap too. Just recently watched the episode where they basically end up in a ditch because they didn’t really know how to use a digger - it’s hard to tell who is dragging down who.

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    8 months ago

    Maybe, but I kinda think Dale wouldn’t bother with crypto thinking it’s some kinda government psyops or some conspiracy lol

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    8 months ago

    I’m sorry, you want me to pay you in hwatcoin?! We don’t accept your silly Canada dollars here, this is Texas.

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    8 months ago

    Bitcoin isn’t going anywhere unless someone figures out how to successfully hack it. All the other crypto currencies can get fucked.