“Me hate shrinkflation! Me cookies are getting smaller,” the googly-eyed, furry blue muppet declared on X on Monday, tapping into an economic trend of the day. “Guess me going to have to eat double da cookies!”

  • taiyang@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    I like that honest branding. “Go fuck yourself Oreos”, “Eat a dick Craft Mac and Cheese”, “Piss-off sized Tide Detergent”…

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      7 months ago

      Nah, the Piss Tide detergent variant is BIGGER for extra effectiveness when you’ve pissed yourself.