“Me hate shrinkflation! Me cookies are getting smaller,” the googly-eyed, furry blue muppet declared on X on Monday, tapping into an economic trend of the day. “Guess me going to have to eat double da cookies!”
“Me hate shrinkflation! Me cookies are getting smaller,” the googly-eyed, furry blue muppet declared on X on Monday, tapping into an economic trend of the day. “Guess me going to have to eat double da cookies!”
I like that honest branding. “Go fuck yourself Oreos”, “Eat a dick Craft Mac and Cheese”, “Piss-off sized Tide Detergent”…
Nah, the Piss Tide detergent variant is BIGGER for extra effectiveness when you’ve pissed yourself.