Jesus@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 10 months agoIf hemroids are common and can openly bleed, and people poop with hemroids, how do people not get infected buttholes all the time?message-squaremessage-square53fedilinkarrow-up1118arrow-down15
arrow-up1113arrow-down1message-squareIf hemroids are common and can openly bleed, and people poop with hemroids, how do people not get infected buttholes all the time?Jesus@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 10 months agomessage-square53fedilink
minus-squareTORFdot0@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·10 months ago“Rub onto hands until dry”
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down1·10 months agoHot sauce dispenser.
wtf is that
“Rub onto hands until dry”
Hot sauce dispenser.
Papercut detector
Hand sanitizer
Spicy bidet.