Rolling up the contents of a town into a big, sticky ball.
Definetly feels like it should be illegal
aaaaaand the song is in my head again.
Which one?
Katamari theme song probably. It’s pretty catchy.
You’re right, I was thinking of katamari by femtanyl XD
For me its Que Sera Sera or Lonely Rolling Star
Lets roll up to be a single star in the sky
But we need those stars you’re making, even if your dad is an uncaring, meanspirited fool
I’ve been playing Paradox games, so I’m probably going straight to the Hague and deserving it
Only if you don’t invade, annex or puppet it!
Just finished CK3 for the night. Is there a love crimes list? Because I’m pretty my family tree is the example.
Not if you manage to conquer the world indeed
Yeah I blew up a couple planets recently… In my defense I didn’t want to micro manage more planets, and the game was slowing down due to too many pops…
Bringing democracy to the wider galaxy.
Managed Democracy for everyone!
And in this scenario probably a trip to the Hague for me
Nah. If spreading freedom™️ would get you to the Hague, the US would be bankrupt, by now.
As a european I’m not even touching that topic.
The US doesn’t let its war criminals get tried in the Hague that’s only for the suckers.
Ah helldivers my beloved
Beating wild animals into submission, capturing them and putting them to work in a shack I built in the woods.
Palworld
Placing a billion conveyor belts, strip mining a planet with no regard to the pollution I caused, and full scale genocide against the native bugs who already lived there.
Sorry, biters, I gotta launch my rocket.
Fishing
I didn’t realise our poaching laws were that severe
I rank my games on their fishing mini games. Fishing games are terrible though.
Poluting the environment with my selfbuild automated factorys and thus enrage the local bug population (wich i sadly now have to nuke)
Spreading democracy for the glory of Super Earth!
Building a miles-long cobblestone road through mountains and over frozen rivers to a farming village from my house on a snowy plain then entering peoples homes while they sleep and cleaning them out of any food and valuables. Also crop theft.
And maybe pushing that wild pig into my fenced in pasture from the mountainside because I didn’t have any carrots to lure him in willingly.
Just wait until they start investigating my village breeder and iron farm.
What dat games name?
It’s Minecraft
I picked a bad time to close a porn game.
Strip mining a planet, refining raw materials, building factories, and researching new technology. All to build a rocket to get off said planet.
Building a house in the woods without planning permission.
Turning the universe into paperclips
Killing thousands of mortally challenged, including a few with a chainsaw.
I’m probably not who you were hoping to reach with this meme lol
Assault, battery, torture, stalking, breaking & entering, trespassing, destruction of property, illegal search & seizure, tampering with evidence, aiding & abetting, reckless driving, speeding, operation of an unlicensed vehicle, unlawful interception, child endangerment, unlawful imprisonment, conspiracy, and, of course, vigilantism
But absolutely zero murder
