spujb@lemmy.cafe to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 6 months agoshopping rule theorymedia.kbin.runimagemessage-square262fedilinkarrow-up11.1Karrow-down10
arrow-up11.1Karrow-down1imageshopping rule theorymedia.kbin.runspujb@lemmy.cafe to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square262fedilink
minus-squareWorldwideCommunity@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up30·6 months agoThe shopping cart theory, as written here, starts as a litmus test for whether a person is capable of self governing and descends into two paths: If you do return the cart you are doing it out of the goodness of your heart and because it is correct; and If you don’t you are no better than an animal, a savage, who does what is right only because there is a law in place or you are forced to. Self-governance: Are you a good person or a monster? There is no middle ground.
minus-squarespujb@lemmy.cafeOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up46·6 months agoWRONG there is a third option where i take the cart home and eat it with my teeth 😬
minus-squareSimulation6@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·6 months agoOr, when people live within walking distance of the store, take the cart home, unload your groceries and then leave the cart by the street.
minus-squareiAvicenna@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·6 months agogood way to get your teeth stronger for the “eat the rich” movement
minus-squarelicherally@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·6 months agoFourth option: I filled the cart with groceries, it is now my home.
The shopping cart theory, as written here, starts as a litmus test for whether a person is capable of self governing and descends into two paths:
Self-governance: Are you a good person or a monster? There is no middle ground.
WRONG there is a third option where i take the cart home and eat it with my teeth 😬
Become ungovernable
Or, when people live within walking distance of the store, take the cart home, unload your groceries and then leave the cart by the street.
good way to get your teeth stronger for the “eat the rich” movement
Fourth option: I filled the cart with groceries, it is now my home.
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