Conservative commentator Bill O'Reilly fumed against a Florida school district's decision to pull two of his books while officials determine whether they run afoul of a state law he supported.
  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
    271·
    8 months ago

    Bill O’Reilly on sex:

    Say baby, put down that pipe and get my pipe up.

    I would like you to unhook your bra and let it slide down your arms. You can keep your shirt on.

    Cup your hands under your breasts and hold them for ten seconds.

    I wish I were a lesbian.

    All from his classic 1998 novel, Those Who Trespass.

    And no, I’m not making a single one of those quotes up.

    • kase@lemmy.world
      6·
      8 months ago

      I would like you to unhook your bra and let it slide down your arms. You can keep your shirt on.

      Um… how is that supposed to work? I hope he included a diagram or something.