Contractor: how do you want the bathroom done?

Customer: basically, whenever I go in, I want to be wondering whether I’m drunk or on drugs.

Contractor: say no more.

  • thawed_caveman@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    If you’re in this bathroom sober, you’ll feel drunk.

    If you’re in this bathroom drunk, your mind will escape into the 4th dimension and you may not be coming back.