Contractor: how do you want the bathroom done?
Customer: basically, whenever I go in, I want to be wondering whether I’m drunk or on drugs.
Contractor: say no more.
Contractor: how do you want the bathroom done?
Customer: basically, whenever I go in, I want to be wondering whether I’m drunk or on drugs.
Contractor: say no more.
Set time travel machine to… UK 1981
Needs more avocado fixtures.
Gimme that fluffy toilet seat cover.
And deep pile carpet.
In the bathroom?
Some people do it. They’re wrong for doing it, but they do it.