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minus-squareBlueKey@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up31·1 month agoI read the first two sentences with an image of Clippy in my head.
minus-squarelime!@feddit.nulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·edit-21 month agoclitty the intimacy assistant Edit: “orifice assistant” was right there. fuck.
minus-squareLousyCornMuffins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoclippy would say “sounds like you’re…”
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I read the first two sentences with an image of Clippy in my head.
clitty the intimacy assistant
Edit: “orifice assistant” was right there. fuck.
clippy would say “sounds like you’re…”