Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 20 days agoPraise jeebussh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square51linkfedilinkarrow-up1637arrow-down128
arrow-up1609arrow-down1imagePraise jeebussh.itjust.worksDie Martin Die@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 20 days agomessage-square51linkfedilink
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up49arrow-down1·20 days agoMaybe they just forgot which cave they left him in, couldn’t find the right one later and then decided to commit to the resurrection thing rather than admitting that they lost him.
minus-squareFistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17arrow-down1·20 days agoIs that what they mean when they say “have you found jeebus?” I always say “how did you cunts lose him in the first place, he was nailed to a fucking plus-sign?”
minus-squareLibra00@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·20 days agoHe was behind the couch this whole time.
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·19 days ago232 at the libary dewey. 232 at the libary
minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·20 days agoMy Brother in Chrysler, that’s a lowercase t
minus-squareFistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·20 days agoI’ve had good results upsetting the religious with anything vaguely scientific or mathematical
minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·16 days agoI just wanted to say that I appreciate you
minus-squareMatch!!@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·20 days agowas jesus’s first name Kilmar?
Maybe they just forgot which cave they left him in, couldn’t find the right one later and then decided to commit to the resurrection thing rather than admitting that they lost him.
Is that what they mean when they say “have you found jeebus?”
I always say “how did you cunts lose him in the first place, he was nailed to a fucking plus-sign?”
He was behind the couch this whole time.
232 at the libary dewey. 232 at the libary
My Brother in Chrysler, that’s a lowercase t
I’ve had good results upsetting the religious with anything vaguely scientific or mathematical
across from where?
I just wanted to say that I appreciate you
was jesus’s first name Kilmar?