• tacosanonymous@lemm.ee
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    2 months ago

    Or lean into your stupid richness. Buy five of everything and just start handing them out.

    • Empricorn@feddit.nl
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      2 months ago

      Oh, no. The one thing rich people never want to do is give people handouts!

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        2 months ago

        They’d claim they handed them out, but in reality only their team got one each, and the rest were thrown away (and sprinkled with poison to make sure they don’t get pulled out of the dumpster)

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          2 months ago

          I mean, I think he really did want to count out one each. I’m not sure the man has ever bought donuts in his life.

      • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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        2 months ago

        Rich people want their own handouts cause they deserve it unless those filthy plebs. Those plebs are only taking advantage of the system.