Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoMy wife was threatening to leave me because of my obsession with becoming a tailor.message-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up122arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up122arrow-down1message-squareMy wife was threatening to leave me because of my obsession with becoming a tailor.Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square4fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarecool_remains_icy@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 months agoMine threw me out for doing bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. When I left, I said “I will return”.
Mine threw me out for doing bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. When I left, I said “I will return”.